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You know you are an EXTREME Redneck when...

 
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:49 pm Post subject: You know you are an EXTREME Redneck when... Reply with quote
You know you are an EXTREME Redneck when...


1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.


2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.


3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.


4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.


5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.


6. Someone in your family died right after saying 'Hey, guys, watch this'.


7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.


8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.


9. Your junior prom offered day care.


10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines'.


11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.


12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.


13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.


14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.


15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.


16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.


17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:23 pm Post subject: Re: You know you are an EXTREME Redneck when... Reply with quote
LOL Laughing
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{LSB} whowantsum
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:05 am Post subject: Re: You know you are an EXTREME Redneck when... Reply with quote
What's wrong with that lot then! Laughing  Laughing  Wink

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{LSB} Audie Murphy




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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:31 pm Post subject: Re: You know you are an EXTREME Redneck when... Reply with quote
Funny and most are very true. I confirmed with my relatives! LMAO


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:14 pm Post subject: Re: You know you are an EXTREME Redneck when... Reply with quote
Just remember, Audie...

I left out the names to protect the implicated!


Gotcha!

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{LSB} Rudi




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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 6:11 pm Post subject: Re: You know you are an EXTREME Redneck when... Reply with quote
Oddly enough ,that translates into the English way of life very well.  I know several folk here that fit the description.....not me of course...
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:46 pm Post subject: Re: You know you are an EXTREME Redneck when... Reply with quote
Laughing ROFLMAO! Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:43 pm Post subject: Re: You know you are an EXTREME Redneck when... Reply with quote
Too funny dood. xD My fav is definitely # 4

4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:32 am Post subject: Re: You know you are an EXTREME Redneck when... Reply with quote
{LSB.r} Some_Guy wrote (View Post):
Too funny dood. xD My fav is definitely # 4

4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing


wadya mean Lou.......women are very good at bowling  Shocked  Very Happy

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